《刺客信条3》恶搞MV中文字幕版释出 让你捧腹爆笑

    上个月国外著名搞笑娱乐团体Smosh出品了一段基于育碧名下动作冒险大作《刺客信条3》的恶搞说唱MV，不过该MV的歌词都是全E文的，可能有E文不好的朋友不理解歌词的意思与内涵，下面我们就为您带来该MV的中文字幕版，敬请欣赏！

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How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand

Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man

I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos

Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me

In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry

Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss

What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY, always up to no good

Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood

Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back

Using my hidden blade for a secret attack

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man

Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can

Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat

What? A man's gotta eat...

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth

Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat

Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef

I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs

You can't step up to me and my gang

Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'

Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son

I'll get my face on that dollar after this sh*t's done

How many fools can I kill today?

Too many to count, don't get in my way

I shoot those mofos in the face with my bow

Tomahawk chop is my death blow